Hellhound Hallucinations Polarized We told you not to

We told you not to drink the reclaimed water at the dog park

[Insert Lei'd Joke] Strut into the office and want to humblebrag about vacay to your co-workers

We got Zero to Blitzed

and leaving a little mischief in your wake

Our Mach G aviator-style frames around mirrored reflective lenses with full UV400 protection will have you feeling the need

Hellhound Hallucinations Polarized We told you not toWhat the what?! Did you just see a rabid three headed Basset Hound wearing a turtle shell?! Don't worry. You're just having Hellhound Hallucinations. We told you not to drink the reclaimed water at the dog park, but you never listen. Well, maybe you'll listen up when we tell you that you can now get the BFG frames you know and love in the tortoiseshell print you've always wanted!!! (You're welcome, ya big noggined lug.) Made for Bigger Noggins Wider